61. boobookittyfck
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    I am naughty enough.
    
    But I'm not doing it again cause I learned the first time.
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62. canadia_sucks_eh
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    Warning: I herd u liek mudkips!
    Waning:Lesbian nazi hookers, abducted bu UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs!
    
    
    im so un-original
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63. boobookittyfck
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    canadia_sucks_eh Escribió:

    Warning: I herd u liek mudkips!

    
    Ahahaha, TK. <3
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64. castlebravo
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    Waning:Lesbian nazi hookers, abducted bu UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs! im so un-original[/quote]
    
    lez nazi hookers , Hitler must be proud ;)
    
    please tell me there atleast hot

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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65. castlebravo
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    boobookittyf*ck Escribió:

    I am naughty enough.
    
    But I'm not doing it again cause I learned the first time.

    
    
    what happened the first time? If you want to get into it id love to have a laugh

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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66. boobookittyfck
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    Canadia could tell you. ;)
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67. canadia_sucks_eh
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    bad memories :(
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68. boobookittyfck
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    We're all friends now Canadia.
    :)
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69. canadia_sucks_eh
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    no, not really.........better than when we started...just a little....but not friends
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70. boobookittyfck
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    Ouch, now Canadia.
    That hurts.
    
    I'm over it.
    You should be too.
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71. canadia_sucks_eh
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    i enjoy holding grudges...dont know why....but i do....i also like doing this"...."....i dont know why either...but i do....
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72. boobookittyfck
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    And here I was thinking you'd improved.
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73. castlebravo
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    thats mean canadia lol it couldent have been that bad

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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74. canadia_sucks_eh
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    life without these forums is hell, HELL I TELLS YAH!
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75. castlebravo
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    well i could have told you that....... everyone here can. yea i found the thing , i can c why ur pised canadia
    
    id be mad and holdin a grudge too
    
    WARNING: Dear everett i wanna sex you up! from phill the warning guy
    
    WARNING: she thinks my ass and my man chest is sexy , wait till she takes a look at my vigina
    
    
    WARNING: MATURE TABOO google it BITCH
    
    WARNING: officer ive been really really really really naughty please give me a spanking **spanking noise** spanking noise** oh fuck i left the warning thing on ( clicks off the thing and the intro starts immedelty)
    
    WARNING: **masturbating sound** masturbating sound** oh mom oh mom and BILLY OH BILLY
    
    WARNING: i wanna you to fuck me!!!!! TILL YOUR DICK FALLS OFF!!!!!!!

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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76. boobookittyfck
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    Wow them are some dirty ones.
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77. castlebravo
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    come on the dirtyer the better , isent that the saying around here ?

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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78. steveoutdoorrec
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    castlebravo Escribió:

    come on the dirtyer the better , isent that the saying around here ?

    
    
    Actually it's "The Wittier the better"
    You know; warnings that are ironic or have a twist to them. Anyone can make up dirty ones. Just put in an F, V, or C word and there you are.
    
    Try things like: WARNING: To Alanius Moriset ironic means rain on a wedding. To us it means Everett’s grandmother IS a snowwoman.
    
    Give them some real thought. Try to come up with ones that the guys would do.
    Maybe Chris or someone with lots of time could post all the ones the guys have used. Boo and I can edit in new ones as they release them
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79. castlebravo
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    that took some thought , i guess i just have a way more fucked up sence of humor , also some 20year olds gave me the ideas i just put them into words and typed them in the fourms , thats the best part of being a bco you get to fuck around alot

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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80. steveoutdoorrec
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    Thought: it's what I do with my brain.
    
    Scary things happen in there. The ones I let out into the light of day are strange enough. You don't want to see the others.
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81. castlebravo
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    lol yea , i dont want to see the rest really
    
    WARNING: she thinks my tits are sexy

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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82. canadia_sucks_eh
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    warning:
    katmando64 is incredably awkward
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83. castlebravo
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    WARNING: millions of my potential children Died on your daughters face
    
    WARNING: Im only 2 women short of a threesome
    
    WARNING: ILL BUY YOU A DRINK when you learn to swallow with out gagging and take it in the ass without crying
    
    WARNING: Immigrants are like sperm - millions get in only 1 works!
    
    WARNING: I LOVE ANIMALS they make great steaks, coats, and gloves
    
    WARNING: You'd look better with my balls on your chin.
    
    WARNING: Its ok im only prison gay
    
    WARNING: Ask me about my thirst for human blood
    
    WARNING: Put out or get out
    
    WARNING: Today i saw an old lady fall down a flight of stares (pause) that was some funny shit
    
    WARNING: Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesent die
    
    WARNING: Smile its the seccond best thing you can do with your lips
    
    WARNING: Only fucking faggots join fraternities
    
    WARNING: If i want any lip out of you Everett ill open my zipper
    
    WARNING: i fuck people like you in prison
    
    WARNING: my parents said i could be anything so i became a crack whore
    
    WARNING: Practise safe sex, GO FUCK YOURSELF
    
    WARNING: TELL your tits to stop starin at my face
    
    WARNING: i dont need a tractor to pull hoes
    
    WARNING: PARENTAL ADVISORY contents may offend the easily offended
    
    WARNING: I pimp midgets
    
    WARNING: lets play carpenter first we will get hammared then ill nail you
    
    WARNING: Im a soldier in need of a hummer
    
    WARNING: I dont make mistakes ... i date them
    
    WARNING: GO AHEAD laugh you dumb fuck
    
    WARNING: I sleep well with others
    
    WARNING: Girls - from my space to my face
    
    WARNING: CONFUCIUS says man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day
    
    WARNING: the surgon general has determned that harassing smookers is more dangrous then smooking
    
    WARNING: your girlfriend makes great breakfast
    
    WARNING: dip me in honey and feed me to the lesibians
    
    WARNING: hows my dick taste ? 1800-ask-your-girl
    
    WARNING: may i please eat you? i said please
    
    WARNING: ABORTION is like locking your keys in your car
    
    WARNING: 10 out of 10 terroists are voting democrat
    
    WARNING: Republicians believe everyday is the fourth of july!
    democrats believe everyday is april 15th
    
    WARNING: This ant T.V. and your not the FCC so fuck you
    
    WARNING: Colorado......... indian for "kill your classmate"
    
    WARNING: NEW MEXICO???????????? as if the old one isnt a big enough shit hole
    
    WARNING: sure you can trust your government just ask any indian
    
    WARNING: idaho: nickle nickle penny penny retard pussy good as any
    
    WARNING: you had me at swallow
    
    WARNING: EATIN ANT CHEATIN
    
    WARNING: i scored high............... on my drug test
    
    WARNING: Why go to high school when you can go to school high????
    
    last one , god damn my fingers hurt now after all this
    
    WARNING: I believe in drug testing , witch one should i test tonight?
    
    WARNING: ossifer i swear to drunk im not god NOT GOD NOT GOD!!!!!!!!!

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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84. TokenWhiteGuy
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    Warning: The Scientologists are sueing us.

    NAMSL
    
    National Association of Man Stick Love
    Posted 2 years ago Login to Send PM

85. jacobclark5627
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    warning: dhcfebvvbvb, WHAT THE F*(0?? WHOSE MESSING UP MY LINES?

    Warning: the voices i hear say ull get totally pwned by a kitten

    Warning: gone today, the mokkey making up the warnings got beaten up (mysteriously), and is in a coma, WHOAH, im gooood

    BEWARE OF SNOWMEN, AND SANTA
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86. jacobclark5627
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    Warning: UEVBHyvqldbvhaouyb, WTF!!!

    Warning: the furby in your closet, yeah that one,(pauses), he has friends. 12.5 mm ones.

    Warning: im in ur comp st34ling ur g1g4 by73s.

    BEWARE OF SNOWMEN, AND SANTA
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87. poponpoop
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    warnning : fcuk the warrning

    warnning eat shit or ill be with your mom tonight

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88. castlebravo
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    lol

     WARNING: k-fed you make me feel so hot soooo hot down there

     ill be back in about 30 secconds  i need to use the bath room

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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89. jacobclark5627
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    Warning: errrrr, i forgot my lines , LINES!!!

    BEWARE OF SNOWMEN, AND SANTA
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90. castlebravo
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    hey , they used 1 of my warnings ( 2 in da pink 1 in da stink) im so honored

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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