31. i enjoy walking tacos
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    katmando64 Escribió:

    chuck kicks butt

    
    he round house kicks in the face first of all
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32. katmando64
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    yes that would so kill but if i meet him i want him to do it to me
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33. i enjoy walking tacos
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    katmando64 Escribió:

    yes that would so kill but if i meet him i want him to do it to me

    
    
    hells ye
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34. ctdemolay0405
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    Jack Bauer could kick chuck norris's ass any day of the week, they could make season 7 about that - 24 hours of chuck norris vs keifer sutherland fighting. no chance chuck would come out on top
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35. ctdemolay0405
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    As my current rank is "Chaplin" in the Snowmen Hunters Army of America, i will now be giving funerals for snowmen, which will consist of the following:
    
    -the execution of said snowman (by Sherman Rance, no less)
    -the makeing of "yellow snow" with the snowman's remains
    -all of us toasting sherman with a beer (or a shot of whiskey if your irish) for another successful kill
    
    
    
    Long Live Sherman Rance
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36. castlebravo
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    why the hell is there so many ranks and most of them arnt real ranks but geez theres alot how can u possible find time to post that much i mean come on people do other things too u know ! maby you should take some out , just a sudgestion

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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37. steveoutdoorrec
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    castlebravo:
    The ranks are the ranks and will stay that way. Sorry but that's how life works.
    
    If you will allow me a suggestion or two: try typing your posts in some program that allows for spell check and then copy and paste them on the forum. It's a bit hard to read and/or take seriously a suggestion when the poster doesn't even spell it right. Also try to use some punctuation. You know the periods and commas you see all the time. Your last post is not one sentence. Thanks
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38. castlebravo
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    sorrie.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    lol just kidding sorry.

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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39. steveoutdoorrec
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    castlebravo Escribió:

    sorrie.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    lol just kidding sorry.

    
    
    Funny man :D
    I'm the world's worst speller.
    I'm so bad that my wife and kids spell around me when they don't want me to know what they are talking about
    Sad but true
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40. castlebravo
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    LOL thanks for your honesty bot am da dabdidst woard uzer in thes seit so ud beater moov ovar bekuze thas iz mi truf
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    translation for smart people is : thanks for your honesty but i am the worst word user in this site so you'd better move over because this is my turf

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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41. castlebravo
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    o know i didant
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    o yas i did **finger going snap snap snap**
    
    
    
    
    i watched hurdreds of rap videos and gangester things to find that because i though it was funny , ive suffered enough please at least laught once i jsut lost 10 iq points from watching that much rap at once

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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42. castlebravo
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    Sherman Rance Escribió:

    katmando64 Escribió:

    omg i got a long way before im up there gotta kill me some snowmen

    
    
    ...Get to killing. These ranks don't give themselves away!
    
    -Sherman Rance, Commander-In-Ass-Kicking-and-Name-Takin’

    
    
    
    so if i kill snowmen and report back to you how many i kill can get up the ranks faster
    
    ???

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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43. boobookittyfck
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    steveoutdoorrec Escribió:

    
    I'm so bad that my wife and kids spell around me when they don't want me to know what they are talking about
    Sad but true

    
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <3
    I love your wife and kids.
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44. castlebravo
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    question whats a purser and why is it a rank also can i please make up a set or ranks for snowmen hunters canada ??????????

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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45. steveoutdoorrec
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    castlebravo Escribió:

    question whats a purser and why is it a rank also can i please make up a set or ranks for snowmen hunters canada ??????????

    
    
    A ship's purser (also purser or pusser[1]) is the person on a ship responsible for the handling of money on board. On modern merchant ships the purser is the officer responsible for all administration and supply; frequently the cooks and stewards answer to him as well.
    
    From Wikipedia, where the Snowmen Hunters have thier own entry.
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46. castlebravo
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    oh , i dident know that thanks for filling me in , im not up on the gay seamen ranks

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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47. castlebravo
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    you still dident awnser my question , can i make my own ranks for snomen hunters wing 4 198 tatical snowmen assassnation squadron ( in canada)
    
    
    
    
    oh by the way why is it called the " snowmen army of america'' and not snowmen hunter army or america ?

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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48. boobookittyfck
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    castlebravo Escribió:

    you still dident awnser my question , can i make my own ranks for snomen hunters wing 4 198 tatical snowmen assassnation squadron canada ?
    
    
    15 MORE POSTS TILL IM 4 STAR GEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    oh my the way why is it called the " snowmen army of america'' and not snowmen hunter army or america ?

    Oh is that why you're posting so much?! I hate it when people do that.
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49. castlebravo
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    na , ive already passed my real life rank i just post so much because this is my only social life that has nothing to do with the cf question is it eaven possible to achieve the rank: comander in ass kicking and name taking ?????
    
    is there really 42 ranks inbetween black belt bad ass motherfucker and chuck norris ?

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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50. castlebravo
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    Zanzibar19 Escribió:

    So, after a lot of screaming and yelling, and bribing with beer (it’s Sherman’s weakness) we’ve been able to find out the ranks in the Snowman Army of America. So as you join the army, and bring glory and honor to it’s ranks (not hard, given where it’s starting) you and your friends can rise in the ranks.
    
    So, here are most of the ranks of the Snowman Army. Try to contain yourself.
    
    (The lowest ranks are at the bottom)
    
    Commander-In-Ass-Kicking-and-Name-Takin’ – Rank Held by Sherman Rance and CastleBravo
    
    
    Chief Wolverine
    Chuck Norris
    [Approximately 15 to 42 Classified Ranks Here]
    Black belt bad-ass mother fucker
    Shit-kicker
    Mean sum’bitch
    Tsar
    Chancellor
    Emperor
    Minister
    Praetor
    Prince
    Rambo
    Proconsul
    Regent
    Five Star General
    Admiral of the Fleet
    Admiral
    Four Star General
    Governor
    Commodore
    Consul
    Three Star General
    Major General
    Grand Nagus
    Brigadier General
    Commander
    Colonel
    Lieutenant Colonel
    Dohlman
    Major
    Lieutenant-Commander
    First Lieutenant
    Lieutenant
    Second Lieutenant
    Sub-Lieutenant/Master’s Mates
    Sergeant Major of the Army
    Command Sergeant
    Sergeant Major
    Master Sergeant
    Sergeant First Class
    Staff Sergeant
    Sergeant
    Master
    Corporal
    Nagus
    Surgeon
    Purser
    Boatswain
    Carpenter
    Gunner
    Midshipmen
    Chaplain
    Private First Class
    Private
    Uhlan
    Assistant Snowman Assassin
    Apprentice Snowman Assassin

    
    
    sorry for doubble posting but i cant edite in a quote if i could i would though ;)

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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51. castlebravo
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    lol ull be with me soon

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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52. canadia_sucks_eh
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    maby
    only 75 more posts
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53. boobookittyfck
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    The new forums don't have ranks, nigguhs. Enjoy it while you have it.
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54. canadia_sucks_eh
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    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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55. castlebravo
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    i know , it pisses me off servirley to know that there changing the fourms from this super awsome setup to that crappy thing they call a fourm but really isent it takes most of the fun out of it! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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