1. boobookittyfck
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   I sniffed the cool air and felt my buttocks clench. I could smell one. The fear, the stench of sweat and urine. Oh God I hated them.

   I tightened my grip on my pistol, twisting my head slightly to look around me. I was lying on my stomach in the brush. I could feel the icy wet ground seeping into my clothes and stinging my skin, but ignored it. It was the pain of war. And this was definitely war.

   I peered over the bush in front of me, and quickly hid again. I could see him. Out there, standing silently. Waiting. Waiting to kill me? Waiting for some innocent woman to come past so that he could rape her? Waiting to make his move and take over the world? These were things he will never be able to do.

   I found my strength and sat up so that my head and shoulders were above the hedge. I could even rest my arms on it to keep my aim steady. I took aim. Why not have some fun? I could shoot him in the groin, cause maximum pain. I could cap him in the knees. Or I could land one right in between his dark and emotionless eyes.

   I decided to do all three.
   POP.
   POP.
   POP.

   I could see blood trickling from the three wounds. My work was done. And even though I was freezing cold I could feel the heat of victory. He would never hurt us again.

   That damn snowman would never hurt anyone again.

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2. steveoutdoorrec
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   Peering over the top of the hill, my team and I saw the young human warrior take out our scout. Beside me Slushy muttered to himself, “How can that species be so cruel. Kill him sure but to shoot him in the groin first. That’s just pure evil.”

   “Quiet!” I whispered, “There may be others around.” We’d been sent to scout the pacific northwest of the US for the upcoming invasion. To be discovered now might be just the breach in our plans that the enemy was looking for.

   Signaling to Icy, our expert with a knife, to circle around her and check the back trail we moved out. The mission must come before pleasure. This was her lucky day, she’d live. "So long for now, bitch," I muttered moving off. 

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3. castlebravo
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   Far away in the land of canada,  Jacob boarded up the windows in his house and started moving supplies to the  back deck, where he will make his stand.

   Grabbing the sniper rifle  he snuck out on the deck to survey the area.

   Far in the distance he saw one 5 tiers of fridged death. Jacob thought that it must be one of their recon team members spying on the house. He had to take him out!

   The crosshairs held 1 inch above the head BANG! The bullet landed between the eyes, the snowmen fell. \

   (edited for spelling and punctuation. Please use a spell and gramtical check before posting here. That way it will read better. Thanks)

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4. steveoutdoorrec
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   "Red Rover........Red Rover......Red Rover come over? Commander, we've lost contact with the Canada team."

   "Damn it. That's the third team this month. Are those meat puppets catching on to our plan or just getting lucky?" I wondered. It was my mission to scout the pacific coast but now it looked like I'd fail if our loses got any worse. "Sargent Slushy, I want you to take a squad up there and find out what happened. If we're lucky it's only another radio freezing up. But if not I want your saggy butt back here pronto."

   "Aye Aye Captain. YOU HEARD THE CAPT. GET ON YOUR FEET DIRTY MUDBALLS." he yelled striding toward the door.

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5. castlebravo
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   Back in Cold Lake, the tripod for the browning was locked in place and the support staff was just arriving. 

   "Maj. Parker, Reporting for duty sir!"

   "Relax major. I need you and your men to go and scout the perimeter of my range right now. The last one I saw was yesterday at 1400 Zulu.  He was alone, maybe a scout. He saw everything.  I need your team out there the other team should be here within the next four hours."

   "Yes sir we will get moving now! EVERYONE UP lets go!! You heard the orders, I want you and you to patrol the west side, you and you east, Sgt. Norris and I will take the north. Now to your duties."

   Jacob was just making a coffee when he heard gun fire. He raced to the deck and got on the Berrat. All 3 teams where under fire and the snowmen were winning. West and east patrols were both pinned down.

   Jacob shot as many as he could but it was too late. Both teams where lost.  Jacob provided cover fire as the helicopter came to pick the survivors up. They narrowly escaped alive.  

   Then 2 Griffin gun ships came in firing at the snowmen they retreated into the woods and where lost under the cover of the trees. We will have to re-group. For now the snowmen won this one and we lost 4 damn good men!  Until next time   

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6. steveoutdoorrec
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   Sargent Slushy sagged against at tree. He'd just made it to the woods when the helicopter came in. "We need a few anti-aircraft rockets," he thought. "Ok mudballs back to base."

   The troops lurched to their feet and moved out to the south with smiles on their faces. It wasn't often they could take out a Major. One of them held up the hat he taken from the body, Parker was written on the inside. He put it on his head at a jaunty angle and struck a pose. The others gave him the one fingered salute.

   Slushy just grinned. They could have some fun today. Tomorrow they might die.

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7. boobookittyfck
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   Sorry guys, I was out of service. Snowman-inflicted injury.

   I wrought my hands nervously and motioned for the man to sit. He had come to hear my side of the story. A dirty snowman witness was waiting in another room, but I knew all he would tell were lies. The gruff old policeman sat. The chair creaked under his large body, but I didn't smile. I looked at my fingers. They were still covered in snowman blood. I heard the policeman scuk back heavily on his cigarette before stubbing it out and picking up the tape recorder. After pressing record, he set it down half a foot from me and leaned back in the chair, which creaked again.

   "McDuff." He said, pausing for effect while I glanced at him, then the tape recorder, then back at my hands.  "You were caught red-handed at the scene of the murder, you literally still have blood on your hands, and we have a witness to your hanus crime. Have anything to say for yourself?"

   I nodded slowly. The policeman just sighed.

   "Fine." He said, taking out another cigarette. "Tell me what happened."

   I took a deep breath. "Well,' I started.'I was just walking down my block minding my own business, when out of nowhere this evil son of a bitch lunged at me from some family's front yard. I tried to dodge it, but we ended up in a furious tackle ... a fistfight. He was swinging sticks and I was trying to defend myself. I don't know why, but there was hate in his cold coal eyes. His carrot was pointing at me, as if to say ... 'You.' ... I just couldn't take it any more."

   The policeman slammed his fist on the table and glared at me. "Yeah? Then what did you do?! You killed him, didn't you?!"  He yelled. I flinched. After a long pause, he leaned back again and I continued shakily.

   "I didn't mean for it to happen, but I must have blacked out or something. Before I knew it I had his head in my hands and his body was twitching on the ground." I said, staring blankly into my bloody hands.  "God, what did I do?"

   "I'm just glad he got in a few hits before you pulled his head off." The cop sneered, indicating the many scratches and cuts around my face and body. "Although he should have taken an eye out." He stood up. "I'm putting the witness from across the road into protective custody so you can't hurt any of these peaceful pale men any more. And you're going to prison hopefully for a very long time." He left, slamming the door behind him. I was left to stare at my hands.

   "Manslaughter." I said, letting out a disbelieving chuckle.

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8. castlebravo
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   Sir! Sir! We just got word that a girl down in “blank” city Got attacked by a snowman! Did it kill her?

   No she killed it

   and what do you want me to do????

   Well sir she’s in the county prison they are trying her for manslaughter!

   They might get as far as murdur2. Well corporal thanks for bringing this to my attention

   We will go down there at once.

   “Blank” city 11:45am Sunday

   Jacob got to the police station and went up to one of the officers at the front desk

   Can I help you? Yes I am looking for a young girl that’s in here apparently she killed a snowman….. Yes and what is the reason for your visit?

   Uhhhhh I work for the RCMP and we believe she’s committed snowman murder in Canada too, I need to speak to her

   Ok, ill bring her to you just wait in interrogation room 4.

   Sure. The door opened the girl and 2 guards stepped in

   I thought to my self “ I guess I have to do this the hard way ‘’.

   The girl sat down asking who are you and what is this about murders in Canada I’ve never even been to Canada she got up looking really pissed and when one of the guards pulled out his knight stick and brought it down hard on her right arm! She whelped in pain!

   That’s when Jacob made his move, pulling out his suppressed Kimber 1911 shooting the guard between the eyes reducing his head to a red mist. The other guard grabbed for his gun, Jacob shot him hand off then put one in his chest. We need to get out of here now Jacob said to the girl. He radioed the helicopter to wait of the roof , Jacob went over to the door

   no one was coming he said to the girl follow me they ran down the hall way , they got to the front desk the officer behind it screamed stop then ran after them. Jacob span around shot 2 times 1 hitting in the arm the whizzing past and broke an office window. A man swearing and yelling came crawling out of the office a trickle of blood coming out of his leg. They burst thought the front door officers following but still dazed not knowing what was going on. Jacob found a ladder going to the roof and started to climb, the girl followed. Cover your face Jacob said when the helicopter flew over head, the girl looked up yelling what, the helicopter came flying right over blowing snow right in the girls face. She fell, luckily she grabbed a hold of the very last rung and started climbing again.

   When they got on the roof they could see all the officers pointing guns at them they jumped on the helicopter and flew away.

   Canada 12:00 pm Sunday

   Jacob spent all day explaining to Jayde about the snowmen. Jacob showed her to her room where she would stay, before he left her he asked her a question, one that would change her life for ever.

   Jayde will you fight with us?

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9. boobookittyfck
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   I stared at the man who had rescued" me. I couldn't be sure, but I thought I saw something in his eyes.  My gaze moved to his forehead. He was sweating. In Canada, in the middle of winter? Surely not. I looked back at his eyes, trying to find some explanation. There, I could see it. Right in the core of his eye I saw it. It was dead. There was no spark of life in his eyes whatsoever. They were cold, like ... like COAL. I looked at his pale face, his skinny, twig-like arms, and the sweat pouring from his body.

   "I need an answer, Jayde." He said.

   "Why is that ... Jacob? Can I think about it?"  I said slyly, already showing hate on my face to this abomination of life.

   He looked panicked for a second. "No, if we want to defeat those ... those DARN snowmen ... bastards, we have to act fast. I need an answer."

   I paused, staring into the eyes that were turning blacker by the second. He turned away, visibly wiping his face. He turned back.

   "You know, I'll let you get back to your freezer and I'll just think about it some more."

   Something flickered in his eyes. Hate. Anger. Panic. He tried to smile.

   "What, what do you mean?" He tried to scoff. "My, my freezer? What is that?"

   I realised at that point that letting him know that I knew would only mean he could call his buddies in for backup and they could finish me off. I smiled innocently at him.

   "I mean, no snowman captive in there? No dumb evil bastard you're keeping alive for torture?"

   He looked ready to spit on me, but he held it in and tried to laugh again.

   "Yeah, yeah actually I do have one of those ... fiends in there. Well, I guess I'll let you think about it, and I'll go ... beat him up."

   He left quickly. I was confused. How had the snowmen managed to integrate themselves into human society? How had they gotten human skin to wear, or obtained the appearance of man? I suddenly realised this could be HUGE, much bigger than I thought. Now it wasn't just snowman enthusiasts I had to worry about, now I have snowhumans as well? I nearly passed out. How could I ever hope to win the war now? I did all I could do in this random room in the middle of nowhere. I took out my cell phone. And I dialled Everett Van Der Sloot's number.

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10. castlebravo
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    Jacob was sitting in his living room.
    Enjoying a drink.
    Wondering how things where going back on base.
    First off tomorrow he would go and tell Jayde everything
    about the war on snow they know so far. He was just hoping
    that the people he left her with where competent enough not to fuck things up!
    He left her right after they got back, he was needed to fly a recon over CFB Comox.
    Anyways it was back up to the look out point on his balcony then off to sleep.

    CFB cold lake 2:35 am

    5 f-18s took off in a row and headed south followed by a globe master,
    That's odd... Jacob thought, I better find out what's going on here, there where no flights going out until 5am! He headed to the Main office to find out. Jacob spoke to a few officers asking them where all our jets where going and why!

    They all looked at him with a retarded expression on their faces
    Sir one said. You just ordered us to send everyone to Mexico to bomb the snowmen headquarters you found.

    What the hell are you talking about captain? Why would there be a snowman H.Q. in Mexico, its hot down there! Bbbbb but sir you came in here an hour ago and ordered a scramble of all f-18s all air and ground support we could get you ordered us to.... Enough! Call them all back. Sir what the hell is going on? Stand down, you will take orders from me and only me. I want this base on lock down until I figure out what's going on, I want guards patrolling the perimeter of this whole base. I want all personal
    accounted for I want everyone formed up on the ramp by 6:30. In the mean time I have someone to speak with. Jacob walked across the base to the hotel where Jayde was staying, he picked up some coffee and doughnuts from the mess and went over
    to the hotel when he got to her floor he knew something was wrong he knocked on the door to her room , Jayde this is Jacob , open up I need to speak with you.

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11. boobookittyfck
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    I had slipped out the window and was sprinting as fast as I could through the thickly-laden snow. I could hear the evil snowman bastard calling me, but he would never catch me now.

    Unless ...

    At the thought of what could be out here in the snow, I tripped. I fell flat on my face in the snow. Could I camouflage? I was wearing a white jumper, but black tracksuit pants. I looked around. I was in snowman territory. I couldn't see any, but that was the point. It's when you CAN'T see them that they're there. When you CAN see them ...

    I slapped myself. I wasn't making any sense. Had they done something to me? Had that snowman freak ... implanted something, made me brainwashed or something? I wanted to pass out, but in the snow I would die. So I did the next best thing.

    I took off my pants.

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12. castlebravo
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    Looking out the window I saw her running towards the gate

    I had no choice I had to stop her from crossing the out of the base

    She's a marked woman on the outside. Cops, snowmen and the U.S.

    Government's after her. For Jaydes sake! I pulled out my ar-15

    And sniped her from the window hitting her in the leg.

     She fell to the ground I could hear her screaming still trying to make her way to the gate

    I radioed for a guard to come pick her up and bring her to the MRI

    She will be fine I muttered to my self. Just a flesh wound.

    The guards Jacob sent to retrieve Jayde radioed Jacob.

    Sir after she gets fixed up where do you want us to bring her?

    Anywhere with maximum security, I want no less then 6 armed guards with her at a time!

    I don't want her pulling another stunt like that again! Pick six people to watch her make sure there not fuck ups and tell me who, I still have this other shit to deal with!

    12pm CFB cold lake

    In a secrete room underground 

    Jacob walks in to see Jayde sitting at a table in a wheel

    chair. Jacob takes a deep breath then yells out JAYDE WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU! TELL ME WHATS GOING ON! TELL ME RIGHT NOW!

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13. slycooper112
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    I think he's saying your spamming or you stink at spelling, grammar, and or snowmen hunting story making (not trying to insult anyone but you asked) also hi I'm new here I LOVE snowmen hunters

    Snowmen Hunters ROCK OUT LOUD
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14. boobookittyfck
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    No, I mean I'm trying to move the story along, and he keeps taking it back to where he wants it. That's not how this works, you have to go with it.

    Someone knows nothing about improv. That's called blocking, Jacob. You have to accept it. In any case, no more posts unless you have something to add. And since I'm waiting for Chris to post, nobody's allowed to post here again until he adds to the story like he promised.

    Welcome, slycooper. :)

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15. castlebravo
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    ive never written a story well since grade 5 and it was like a page long and about easter  , so come on im trying here and you also could have pmed me a week ago telling me that your waiting for someone (chris) to post so dont add anything when theres only the 2 of us posting theres not much i can really do  so next time dont leave me out of the loop then suspect me to fill my self in and take any action needed   

    wow slycooper great way to make a first impression if only yuo knew whom you where talking to by the boo boo is a she.........  

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16. boobookittyfck
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    That's what you think.
    Also, what about "don't post here" do you not understand? There's a random thread for a reason.

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