1. Snowman
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   Hi men, i have lost. Can you help me to find the right way for Canada?

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2. poponpoop
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   ok first head out of mexico go north very fast should be there in 2 days :)

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3. steveoutdoorrec
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   Well, Mr Snowman that's a tricky question. Please ignore my young friend above. First you must find a nice sunny place to rest up for the journey. Maybe a soak in a hot tub to loosen up the old muscles. Then you get in a car with good heat and get on the road. 

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4. boobookittyfck
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   Make sure the car has a sunroof, so you have plenty of light in the car. 

   Also, I recommend coming to Australia (don't worry, it's on the way to Canada) and stopping at Ayers Rock for a while. Maybe stand on the top and do a lengthy scene from Titanic. 

   Then if you're tired maybe go to a tanning salon and catch a bit of shuteye there. I hear those things are wet though, so when you're done maybe blow-dry your hair. 

   And most of all, have fun on your trip!

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5. Snowman
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   but your sure it's a good idea for me?...i'm a young snowman, my mamy is disappeared  when i'm very young,  and nobody teach me to the rules to be a good snowmen. Can you help ? please. i believe to find a very good people here.

   Thank you for your patience.

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6. boobookittyfck
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   You make me laff.

   <3

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7. poponpoop
   Member

   

   my pappy tells me that snowmen give aids out like sailors

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8. steveoutdoorrec
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   Mr. Snowman. By your use of the English language I believe you aren't from around here. Correct?

   It sounds like you may be from Eastern Europe. If so how did you find yourself in this part of the world?

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9. Snowman
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   wow Steve, you right. I'm from Italy. Alps exactly.

   I have seen by chance your video from youTube and hen I stopped laughing I decided to enter me at your forum, and.....

   apart from this I have got lost and must reach Canada before the winter for the snowmen's love season.

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10. boobookittyfck
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    Snowman, I officially love you.

    Welcome to the boards, stay away from Sherman. Snowmen such as yourself make him a little nervous, you know what I mean?

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11. Snowman
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    Why?...i don't understand?...we are so nice.....we are so pretty....we...we are so white......why Sherman don't love us....everybody loves snowmen...right?...

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12. steveoutdoorrec
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    Sorry to be the one to tell you but not everyone likes snowmen. Sherman was seriously hurt by one in his youth and now tries to kill them all.

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13. boobookittyfck
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    / Fuck them all. :)
    Sad but true.

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14. Snowman
    Member

    

    it's not sad......it's terrible....this poor man Sherman is crossing a very serious internal conflict.....you must help him....my spiritual guide, Reverend Eric Camden(from 7th Heaven), can help the poor Sherman, we must contact him....

    peace and love my friend, peace and love.

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15. castlebravo
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    where are you ill come pick you up in my cf-18 in an hour

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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16. Snowman
    Member

    

    Oh thanks Castelbravo...well.... you must go near Switzerland after turn around three time after go to Slovenia, come back to Austria and then you can go towards Sud. When you arrived in Italy you can design a X in the sky and I exit from house...=)...sorry for my very bad English but......I'm a snowman...

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17. poponpoop
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    snowmen smell like monkey chease

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18. Snowman
    Member

    

    yes it's true.... but we are more whites...

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