1. boobookittyfck
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   "Alright. I got issues.
   They say I have issues with anger.
   Issues with control.
   Issues about my mother.
   Issues about weinerdogs.
   Issues about buckets. *shrug*
   I hate buckets!
   
   And sometimes I have issues with tyres.
   *looks at tyre*
   
   SHUT UP!"
   
   Put one of your favourite quotes (or a series of good quotes) here. ;)
   Posted 3 years ago Login to Send PM

2. katmando64
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   omg those r funny heres some
   
   take the penis out of your mouth everett
   im force feeding my meat to a stick
   
   ill think of somemore
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3. boobookittyfck
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   "Snowman huntin is a 24/7, 387 days a year kinda job."
   
   
   MARRY ME SHERMAN, you dirty, dirty prick.
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4. boobookittyfck
   Administrator

   
   "EVERETT!
   Hey buddy, we're gonna play a game!
   It's gonna be fun!
   Come here, come here Everett. This is gonna be fun.
   We're gonna play a little game!
   You're gonna play... SNOWMAN!
   Now you're gonna be the snowman, ok?
   And I'm gonna be the guy shooting you.
   This is gonna hurt a little bit, but trust me.
   I'm gonna like it."
   
   BEST lines ever. Or until I get to the next episode and find better ones.
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5. boobookittyfck
   Administrator

   
   SHERMAN:
   You're fucking sleeping with a stick, bro.
   
   EVERETT:
   
   Well... maybe the reason you can't recognise this as a woman, or a wife, is because it doesn't weigh 400 pounds.
   
   SHERMAN:
   
   
   
   
   EVERETT:
   
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6. katmando64
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   nice real nice qoute
   Posted 3 years ago Login to Send PM

7. i enjoy walking tacos
   Member

   

   katmando64 Escribió:

   nice real nice qoute

   
   huhuh
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8. katmando64
   Member

   
   it was a good qoute
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9. i enjoy walking tacos
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   katmando64 Escribió:

   it was a good qoute

   
   ok
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10. pyroman_fire
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    ok...i dotn know what u guys are talkign about... the all time best quote EVER ...adn i mean EVER EVER EVER.. in anythign EVER(get the idea?) created is......
    
    "BOOM........YOUR ICE CUBES BITCH!!!!"
    
    i actually have it as my msn name....lol
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11. canadia_sucks_eh
    Member

    
    hmm my fave
    
    Warning why doesnt anyone put a date rape pill in my drink
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12. melt_em_all
    Member

    
    "my anus tingles when its gonna snow Everett'
    
    "saint nick might be a child molester"
    
    "mica doznt eat meat she's a vegetarian"
    "Everett, there's a few things wrong with this conversation" (it's just the way sherman said it)
    
    
    "shes my wife, it's a fact, you can look it up"
    "where am i gona look it up? in a dictionary? you don't even know what a dictionary is. let me look it up, chunk of wood there's mica!"
    "do you even like mica?"
    "Everett i like mica like i like firewood"
    
    "Everett i would trade my right nut for a left tit"
    
    all that from one episode. the whole episode is my favourite quote u could say
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13. castlebravo
    Member

    
    everett this cocks for you , everett get that cock out of your mouth , everett i told u not to leave the closit when im out huntin , this guy needs needs his ass whiped for him i mean litarey he cant whip his own ass

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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14. castlebravo
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    sleep tight ol shermen is gonna blow up some snowmen tonight.

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
    Posted 3 years ago Login to Send PM

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