31. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: im the guy that jearked off in the mayonase

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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32. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: some people are only alive because its agents the law to kill them......... or is it ?

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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33. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: i see the fu#k up fariey has visited up agen
    
    WARNING: I am nuttier then a squrle turd!
    
    
    WARNING: Mess with me your messing with the hole trailer park
    
    WARNING: I do all my own money shots
    
    WARNING: I here voices........... AND THEY DONT LIKE YOU
    
    WARNING: Ristrainnig orders and another way of saying....... i love you
    
    WARNING: Give me a dollar or ill touch you

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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34. Zanzibar19
    Headman in Charge

    

    castlebravo Escribió:

    WARNING: i see the fu#k up fariey has visited up agen
    
    WARNING: I am nuttier then a squrle turd!
    
    
    WARNING: Mess with me your messing with the hole trailer park
    
    WARNING: I do all my own money shots
    
    WARNING: I here voices........... AND THEY DONT LIKE YOU
    
    WARNING: Ristrainnig orders and another way of saying....... i love you
    
    WARNING: Give me a dollar or ill touch you

    
    
    Those aren't half bad.

    http://www.zanzibar19.com
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35. castlebravo
    Member

    
    thank you , i have lots more where those come from and maby better ones

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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36. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: i shoot like a porn star
    
    WARNING: I put the fun in funeral
    
    WARNING: Im so cute i shit puppies
    
    WARNING: im not whearing panties IM whearing a thong guichie
    
    WARNING: Satan worships me
    
    WARNING: Clench all you want its still going in mom
    
    WARNING: Im going to stick my whole fist up your ass
    
    WARNING: Who lit the fuse on your tampon it couldent have been me........ im out of lighter fluide
    
    WARNING: Dont fuck with me...... i fuck back
    
    WARNING: Im 6 do you want to be 9 ?
    
    WARNING: Parental advisory lock up your daughtors........................ and son's ......... grand parents too
    
    WARNING: NYMPHOMANIAC treatment center staff
    
    WARNING: I cunt spell
    
    WARNING: FUCK WORK the voices in my head keep telling me to stay home and clean my guns
    
    WARNING: excuse me may i sapnk you
    
    WARNING: I dont date girls that use 4 letter words like stop quit or dont
    
    WARNING: Im dancing around with my panties and pants down
    
    WARNING: I like to get drunk and hump things

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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37. castlebravo
    Member

    
    1 more for now
    
    WARNING: i used to be schizophrenic but we're ok now

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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38. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: you cant make someone love you you can only stalk them and hope for the best
    
    
    
    i think i should be your warning wrighter guy
    
    
    
    really i do

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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39. boobookittyfck
    Administrator

    
    I'm onto you.
    Most of those are funny t-shirts.
    
    *taps nose*
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40. steveoutdoorrec
    Administrator

    

    boobookittyf*ck Escribió:

    I'm onto you.
    Most of those are funny t-shirts.
    
    *taps nose*

    
    
    Not only that but I actually own a few of them
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41. boobookittyfck
    Administrator

    
    Haha!
    Pwnt.
    
    I'm just kidding, they're still good warnings (and I think some are original)
    But aren't all the warnings supposed to be original one-or-two-or-three-liners from the guys?
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42. steveoutdoorrec
    Administrator

    
    I do own a couple and the rest............ if they aren't on shirts I'm sure the guys will use some
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43. canadia_sucks_eh
    Member

    
    Warning:you make me horny...me love you long time
    Warning:the red socks are coming........i mean red coats.....the red coats are coming
    Warning:Tom hanks will eat your brains out if you dont memorize one quote from forest gump......
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44. boobookittyfck
    Administrator

    
    I wish I was naughty enough to abuse my mod powers and edit that post so it was funny.
    But I rather you make a dick of yourself.
    
    
    
    No offense.
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45. canadia_sucks_eh
    Member

    

    boobookittyf*ck Escribió:

    I wish I was naughty enough to abuse myself with my finger powers and edit that post so it was orasmic.
    But I rather you stick your dick in myself.
    
    
    
    No offense.

    
    none taken
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46. boobookittyfck
    Administrator

    
    At least get it right if you're going to try and be funny, you fucking noob.
    
    "orasmic"!
    Aren't you like 11? Do you even know what an orgasm is?
    Regardless, I really am going to ban you if you piss me off one more time.
    
    
    And since I have yet to read the other post you made, you'll probably be banned by the time you read this.
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47. castlebravo
    Member

    
    was ur last post addressed 2 me ???

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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48. castlebravo
    Member

    
    this 1 is 100% my made up warning nobody else has thought about this yet
    
    
    WARNING: when i was in grade school i used to lick the the floors and seats in the girls change rooms........pause....... and the boys

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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49. castlebravo
    Member

    
    hope you enjoy

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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50. boobookittyfck
    Administrator

    

    castlebravo Escribió:

    was ur last post addressed 2 me ???

    
    Nope. Don't worry, it's sorted.
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51. castlebravo
    Member

    
    rgr :)

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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52. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: sex is like MC. DONALDS i never have it and when i do its always sloppy and greasey.

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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53. castlebravo
    Member

    
    i should have said ( i hardly ever have it) insted of never

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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54. canadia_sucks_eh
    Member

    
    I like it how it is
    
    By the way, plz don't double post :) just edit your old post
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55. castlebravo
    Member

    
    awsome , i hope boo likes it

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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56. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: im pritty sure stephen halkings is still a virgin i mean come on nobody but me would fuck that and ive never met him....so.........
    
    
    WARNING: i need money for charitys.............. well i really need it to keep my membership to all 1000 of my porn sites but hey atleast im being honest
    
    WARNING: i just found out what sixtynining some one is........... and my mom told me it was a normal thing for moms and sons to do ........ well it still was fun
    
    WARNING: if anyone of you be naughty u gotta spend 10 minutes in a dark closet with me naked
    
    WARNING: when mike jackson gave me my first spanking i knew this friendship would last a
    life time
    
    these 2 i dont think will be as good but here you go
    
    WARNING:girls make me get wet in the pants....... 3 different knids of wet
    
    WARNING: I sometims make girls wet in their pants............ 4 different kinds of wet

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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57. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: how come nobody replies to my warnings telling me if there good or not ?????????
    
    WARNING: If i could have a nickle for every time i tickled my pickle then i wouldent need to do this retarded show...... to pay off my porn bills , id be able to buy all the companys
    
    
    
    
    
    
    WARNING: the vews expressed in these warnings and not opinions of castlebravo but thay are opinions of snowmen hunters inc.
    
    
    
    edite: tell me if you think the new endings better of if you liked the old ending

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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58. boobookittyfck
    Administrator

    
    We don't reply to tell you they're funny because we're too busy laughing.
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59. castlebravo
    Member

    
    sweet 8) 8) that made my day , lol whats the high lighting thread i never heard of it ???????????
    
    
    WARNING: im like a shotgun all you need to do i cock me once pull the trigger and ill blow my load, the only problem is nobody has pulled my trigger in a long time besides me.
    
    
    WARNING: I like sexy time it is nice
    
    
    WARNING: If borat can have sex with his mother in law and his sister why can i have sex with my brother he is willing well after i put the gage in he seems willing enough to do what ever i say............

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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60. castlebravo
    Member

    

    boobookittyf*ck Escribió:

    I wish I was naughty enough to abuse my mod powers

    
    
    
    you mean you arnt ???????? i always thought of you as the naughty type
    
    
    WARNING: i dont know why parents have such a hard time talking to their kids about sex
    it wasent for my mom, she just demonstrated. Those hot dogs smelt like fish all right and they tasted like piss.
    
    
    after demonstrated that ending is optinal.

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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