1. ctdemolay0405
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   Warning: trying to mimic the Snowmen Hunters' warning messages is not as easy as it seems.
   
   
   
   anyone got any good ideas for warnings, or what is your favorite
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2. canadia_sucks_eh
   Member

   
   my fave is
   warning:why doesnt anybody slip a date rape pill into my drinks
   
   heres my warning
   Warning:the scary man is string at me
   Warning:when i was a young boy my mommy beat me
   Warning:i peed on santa clause jast christman
   warning:go fuck a horse
   Warning: i was to lazy to think of a warning
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3. ctdemolay0405
   Member

   
   Warning: The Christian's are coming to get you, and they are not decent people
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4. canadia_sucks_eh
   Member

   
   Warneing:i spelt warning wrong
   warning: who stole my jew gold...seriously i need it back
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5. boobookittyfck
   Administrator

   
   Warning: I have PMS and I'm not afraid to use it.
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6. ctdemolay0405
   Member

   
   Warning: People who use the phrase "pop" instead of calling soda "soda" or "coke" are as bad as the snowmen themselves
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7. canadia_sucks_eh
   Member

   
   warning:i havent masturbated since thursday...i am really grumpy
   Warning:your mom
   warning:i have a wort and im not afraid to rub it on you
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8. canadia_sucks_eh
   Member

   
   warning:the the snowmen are good people ..........on opsit day.....wich isnt today.............or is it
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9. steveoutdoorrec
   Administrator

   
   WARNING: Mastabation causes forgetfulness and .................... what was I talking about?
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10. ctdemolay0405
    Member

    
    not bad warnings people, but get better ones coming
    
    
    
    Warning: I have no idea what the difference between being British and being Gay is...
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11. boobookittyfck
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    steveoutdoorrec Escribió:

    WARNING: Mastabation causes forgetfulness and .................... what was I talking about?

    
    <3333 :D
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12. canadia_sucks_eh
    Member

    
    Warning:Your mom's penis makes your dad's penis hard.
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13. Steuner
    Member

    
    Warning: Icewater is teh ponageduwde
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14. ctdemolay0405
    Member

    
    warning: sit on my face, and tell me that u love me...
    
    
    
    
    ....i'll sit on ur face and tell you i love you too....
    Posted 1 year ago Login to Send PM

15. boobookittyfck
    Administrator

    
    Way to steal that from Monty Python.
    Posted 1 year ago Login to Send PM

16. Zanzibar19
    Headman in Charge

    

    ctdemolay0405 Escribió:

    warning: sit on my face, and tell me that u love me...
    
    
    
    
    ....i'll sit on ur face and tell you i love you too....

    
    
    Damnit I'm a sucker for a Python quote. Because I'm a unapologetic NERD!

    http://www.zanzibar19.com
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17. boobookittyfck
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    Zanzibar19 Escribió:

    ctdemolay0405 Escribió:

    warning: sit on my face, and tell me that u love me...
    
    
    
    
    ....i'll sit on ur face and tell you i love you too....

    
    
    Damnit I'm a sucker for a Python quote. Because I'm a unapologetic NERD!

    
    High five!
    If it was possible, I'm pretty sure I love you a little more now.
    Posted 1 year ago Login to Send PM

18. ctdemolay0405
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    yes i did steal from them, but to be fair, it isnt a half bad warning. besides, everyone in life steals a little humor and jokes and whatnot.
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19. canadia_sucks_eh
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    warning: The next episode will start in 5..... 4..... 3..... 3....4.....5......6.....15.....37......q.......11....NOW
    
    this 1 is kinda following the last 1
    Warning:a gynotikolobomassophile is some one with a ear fetish.....i did not know that
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20. ctdemolay0405
    Member

    
    Warning
    
    me make you horny...
    
    me take you home....
    
    me love you long time...
    Posted 1 year ago Login to Send PM

21. steveoutdoorrec
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    Warning: Global warming only makes me hungery for roasted A. Gore
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22. ctdemolay0405
    Member

    

    steveoutdoorrec
    
    
    Warning: Global warming only makes me hungery for roasted A. Gore

    
    
    that might have made me a little gay for you, that comment. thankfully, it didnt, i just respect u immensely for it
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23. canadia_sucks_eh
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    warning:if you let me see your boobs i won't eat your dog........or atleast i wont eat any more of it
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24. steveoutdoorrec
    Administrator

    

    canadia_sucks_eh Escribió:

    warning:if you let me see your boobs i won't eat your dog........or atleast i wont eat any more of it

    
    
    It's good that you have an incentive program working for you.
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25. canadia_sucks_eh
    Member

    

    steveoutdoorrec Escribió:

    canadia_sucks_eh Escribió:

    warning:if you let me see your boobs i won't eat your dog........or atleast i wont eat any more of it

    
    
    It's good that you have an incentive program working for you.

    
    
    i have no idea what incentive means so......
    ok
    Posted 1 year ago Login to Send PM

26. steveoutdoorrec
    Administrator

    

    canadia_sucks_eh Escribió:

    steveoutdoorrec Escribió:

    canadia_sucks_eh Escribió:

    warning:if you let me see your boobs i won't eat your dog........or atleast i wont eat any more of it

    
    
    It's good that you have an incentive program working for you.

    
    
    i have no idea what incentive means so......
    ok

    
    
    It's the carrot on the stick to get an animal to do something.
    
    In this case the "not eat your dog" in exchange for showing boobs
    
    Sort of a bribe but high-brow
    Posted 1 year ago Login to Send PM

27. canadia_sucks_eh
    Member

    

    steveoutdoorrec Escribió:

    canadia_sucks_eh Escribió:

    steveoutdoorrec Escribió:

    canadia_sucks_eh Escribió:

    warning:if you let me see your boobs i won't eat your dog........or atleast i wont eat any more of it

    
    
    It's good that you have an incentive program working for you.

    
    
    i have no idea what incentive means so......
    ok

    
    
    It's the carrot on the stick to get an animal to do something.
    
    In this case the "not eat your dog" in exchange for showing boobs
    
    Sort of a bribe but high-brow

    
    
    and now i know
    cuz its mikes supper short show
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28. castlebravo
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    WARNING: Snowmen make shermens penis as hard as mine is right now
    
    and if you dont think thats hard then u have a pritty fu@%ed up di%k

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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29. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: nick nack pattywack give a dog a bone ( pause) ER I volenter mine

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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30. castlebravo
    Member

    
    WARNING: im a doggy style instructer

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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