Today's topic: English, and it's decline.
There's two reasons I hate the internet. Porn, and chatspeak.
I won't get fully into this (I already did an essay on it), but I really think it's something that needs to be seriously thought about. I'm getting really pissed at people who type lyk dis n frums w/o dem ful stoppy tins nd capitls n stff jst 1 big runon sentnc dat mks no snse 2 nebody bt dem
OR PEOPLE WHO LEAVE THEIR CAPS LOCK KEY ON DAY IN AND DAY OUT, BECAUSE THEY THINK SOMEHOW YOU'LL LISTEN TO THEM IF THEY SOUND LIKE INCOMPETANT MORONS. IT'S IGNORANT, OBNOXIOUS, AND STUPID. I HATE IT.
The only time I believe it's acceptable to use chatspeak (Or chtspk, for the more retarded readers), is on a moile phone, when you have to keep messages under a certain amount of characters. None of this MSN bullshit, or writing it in exams and essays (I'm not fucking kidding, I've seen it. It brought one of my teachers to tears). I hate it in forums. I mean, how much time does it really save? It takes me longer to type like a moron, because I have to think what would be the most ridiculous way to possibly type something. And even if you're so used to talking like a douchebag that it is faster, a) Hand me a gun so I can shoot you in the face, and b), you're really giving up any chance of being taken seriously.
I don't know about you guys, but I have a lot more respect for people who know their first language and can use it properly.
Another thing, I HATE contractions. I hate "lol". If you're laughing, write "hahaha" or soemthing. My mum thinks that's retarded, she has become a "lol"er. The poor bitch. Too many people are like

They use it even when they aren't laughing, which I consider lying. Which is punishable by death in Jaydey-land.
Having said that, I do say "rofl" sometimes, but it's really better than "INRROTFLMAOBKBOOMCG. STR?" (I'm not really rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but kinda bent over on my chair giggling. Same thing right?), which is what I would say if I was being entirely honest.
Ok, rant over. I just hate chatspeak so much. Post your opinions and when I get bored I'll put up the next topic.
















