Konichiwa Bitches!
C&R of Zanzibar19 here, with a few of the first rules for the Zanzibar19 forums. Now some of these rules are real, and some are jokes. If you can't tell the difference... well, just consider all of them all real, official-type rules.
The rules so far:
1. Welcome. Glad you came by. We're always looking for new friends/neighbors/recruits.
2. While we take a generally expansive attitude for posting, if you post spam, BS posts, rambling or nonsense, you could find your posts deleted and yourself banned. That means, we'll take your profile out back and shoot it. Don't make us kill your profile. We really don't want to do that. We like you, and don't want to murder your profile. But we will.
3. Before posting a topic, make sure it doesn't repeat/copy/add nothing to a topic that's already started. If you do, we might have to take your topic out back and shoot it. We'd hate to do that too (though not as much as we'd hate killing our profile).
4. If you find yourself talking back and forth with another poster on the boards, so much so it seems like a two person conversation, please move that conversation to Private Messages. As much as we truly want you to express yourselves here, these aren't chat rooms. It also takes time for us to prune the boards, so the less we have to delete, the more time we have to make new SNOWMEN HUNTERS episodes.
5. If you know where Usama Bin Laden is, please feel free to post the info here. We'll split the $25-million with you.
6. If we find out you're Usama Bin Laden, we'll delete your posts and profile. Oh, also, please turn yourself into the nearest American authorities. Then hang yourself in your new jail cell. Thanx.
7. If you're Rob Schneider... see number 6, and change the name from Bin Ladin to Schneider.
Enjoy.
