1. castlebravo
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   wish granted but it turns out very very shitty
   
   
   i wish i could come on more oftin

   a forty of jd's will do the trick
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2. canadia_sucks_eh
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   wish granted, you are fired from the canadian ariforce(or wheteva u do)and have no money
   i wish i could play guitar
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3. boobookittyfck
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   You can play guitar. But you're jamming away (badly) and three of the strings simultaneously snap and they slice your eyes and you are blinded.
   
   Sucker.
   
   
   
   I wish I had more food.
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4. steveoutdoorrec
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   Granted: you now have a pickup truck load of onions and zuccini
   
   I wish I had a Mars bar
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5. boobookittyfck
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   Granted. It's a bar of dirt from Mars. And since everybody now lives on Mars, it isn't even worth anything. FORSHAME.
   
   I wish I could understand more Spanish. I mean, I pretty much kick ass, but still...
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6. steveoutdoorrec
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   Granted: now you know how much the Mexican's hate canadia too. (wait this is supposed to be a bad twist [just kidding canadia])
   
   Wish I had the funds to travel and meet some of you
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7. canadia_sucks_eh
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   Granted:you have enough money to meet castelbravo but he shoots you down with his guns
   i wish i was taller
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8. castlebravo
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   wish granted but your soo tall that you step on my house and then i shoot you with a gun
   
   i wish i was a mod or site admin

   a forty of jd's will do the trick
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9. boobookittyfck
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   Granted. You are. ON THE NEW FORUMS.
   
   I wish I didn't have to clean the house for this stupid business guy and instead was cleaning the house for Steve to come over for a chat.
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10. steveoutdoorrec
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    Granted. Unfortunatly the Steve that shows up is Steve Jobs and he just goes on and on and on about the IPhone that doesn't work in Australia
    
    I wish I could scan myself into the 'puter and email myself to Australia to visit Boo
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11. boobookittyfck
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    You get a virus and half of you ends up in Queens, the other half is forwarded to all your friends who delete you. All their computers are infected and explode.
    
    
    I wish Daxflame would marry me.
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12. steveoutdoorrec
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    You do but your kids look more like him then you. Pity
    
    I wish more people would come stay at my park
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13. boobookittyfck
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    They do. Infact, so many stay that it is no longer all pretty, but littered with rubbish from the McDonalds they construct in the middle of it to meet all the tourists' demands. Try getting to sleep with that disgustingly bright yellow neon M right outside your window.
    
    I wish my parents would hurry up and do that thing we're supposed to be doing tonight. I want to go to sleep goddammit.
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14. castlebravo
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    granted but it takes all night to do and you cant sleep
    
    AM I REALLY A SITE ADMIN ON THE NEW FOURMS!!!!!!! or are you just fucking with me
    
    
    i wish i had my own snowmen hunters spin off and it was really good never cancaled had only success

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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15. boobookittyfck
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    It was so successful that you were killed by one of your many stalkers after being raped by him.
    
    I was pretend-granting your wish. But the admins have like no powers on the new forum, so it wouldn't make a difference.
    
    I wish I wasn't in so much pain right now.
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16. castlebravo
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    granted RIGHT NOW your not in any pain but 5 secconds from now ull be in eaven more pain
    
    this new fourm is tottal bullshit :"( :-x
    
    
    i wish this new fourm died

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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17. boobookittyfck
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    It does but there's a backup and it is retrieved again. :(
    
    I wish this spot on my head was smaller.
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18. castlebravo
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    granted but the spot on your chest is now huge
    
    lol i dont think there going to close this url so we can come to use this fourm insted of the new 1

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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19. boobookittyfck
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    They're changing that forum over to this URL. ...
    It's actually really funny, because the spot on my head is part of my hair, and you're implying I have a hairy chest. :D
    
    I wish I could get this gunk off my foot. It's all ... gunky.
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20. steveoutdoorrec
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    Granted but in wiping the gunk off your foot it sticks to you hand where everyone can see it.
    
    (you won't have to worry about chest colds now. X-D )
    
    I wish I could get enough sleep without thinking about the bastards out in the world trying to bring me down to their level
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21. boobookittyfck
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    The snowmen fuck you while you're sleeping. REST IS FOR tHE WEAK!!
    
    
    I wish I could just ... be really really sick so I would feel better.
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22. castlebravo
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    granted your really really sick but it takes 100 years to get to feel better

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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23. boobookittyfck
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    Granted. You ARE stupid. I didn't even have to do anything. :P
    
    I wish I could get a doctor's appointment.
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24. canadia_sucks_eh
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    granted: he is a pervy gynatoligist(sp?)
    i wish i could spell
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25. steveoutdoorrec
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    Granted but all your spells turn people into frogs
    
    I wish it wasn't 5 am and I'm wide awake
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26. boobookittyfck
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    You sleep until 5 am tomorrow.
    
    I wish every sperm really was sacred.
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27. steveoutdoorrec
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    Granted but you had canadia help with your wish so ever sperm is now scared
    
    I wish it only rained between 3 and 5 am so the days were all nice
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28. boobookittyfck
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    You dirty dirty whore.
    
    It never rains, so your version of "nice" becomes a drought.
    
    
    I wih the fucking drought here was over already so I could start having 20 minute showers again. It's been 3 YEARS!!
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29. steveoutdoorrec
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    Granted but it rains so much that you are all boat people and a guy named Noah is your king
    
    I wish people would just let well enough alone
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30. canadia_sucks_eh
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    Granted:that makes perfect sence and didnt sounl like jibberish
    i wish i could dance[/code]
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