1. castlebravo
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   this thread is pritty self expalnitory its to tell funny stories about things you have had happen to you , i have 1 to start off with
   
   i woke up 1 morning ( i swear i wasent drunk) i got out of bed and stubbed my toe and it started to bleed so i bent over and looked at it . Then i started walking ( i was still waking up it was around 2 in the morning and it was pritty dark still) and i stopped un knowingly at the top of the stares and i bent over to take a look at it again and down i went face first down the stares. When i got to the bottom i hit my head on the sofa too. I was covered in blood from my mouth and noise , it took me 2 hours to clean up all the blood and 1 hrs ontop of that juat to stop the bleeding , my lip took 3 stiches , i got from the mri on base

   a forty of jd's will do the trick
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2. boobookittyfck
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   It broke.
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3. steveoutdoorrec
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   That's what happens to you when you are talking in sign language and driving at the same time. :D
   How's your "driving" finger now?
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4. castlebravo
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   lol that looks pritty gruesome
   
   what did you do to it ?

   a forty of jd's will do the trick
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5. canadia_sucks_eh
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   i had 3 ear suguries...thats about it
   wait...i cut my finger open...and had stitches
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6. boobookittyfck
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   steveoutdoorrec Escribió:

   That's what happens to you when you are talking in sign language and driving at the same time. :D
   How's your "driving" finger now?

   
   ... Still bent.
   
   

   lol that looks pritty gruesome
   
   what did you do to it ?

   
   I did nothing. It broke by itself one day.
   
   OK I'm lying. I got my finger stuck somewhere...
   And when I tried to get it out it snapped.
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7. castlebravo
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   lol

   a forty of jd's will do the trick
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8. boobookittyfck
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   I will still use the old forums for as long as I can!

   *runs away to salvage what she can*

   DIGNITY?! WHAT'S DIGNITY?!?

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9. castlebravo
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   im sad they switched it , why did they ?

   a forty of jd's will do the trick
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10. boobookittyfck
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    Because that was always the plan.

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11. castlebravo
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    but why though , this sites as bad as the canadian forces ( with i love and would give my life for) in that way , when we got rid of the cf-5's :X and why where you demoted to mod insted of admin ?

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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12. jacobclark5627
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    uhhh, I have one

    it started in 5th grade, I won a trip for 4 to disneyland, there, 1st day, I went down this Brother Bear styled thingy, and at the end there was this swing-zipline thingy, with 2 tires as boundaries, and a disc to stand on. I went on, and at the end, instead of doing it clean and crisp, I went 90 degrees up (about 6 ft), and fell. Almost slipped a vertibrate in my back, and I've been having back pain there ever since.

    another one, perhaps?

    6th grade, ending week, kneed in balls, hopefully not rupturing.

    BEWARE OF SNOWMEN, AND SANTA
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13. boobookittyfck
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    How is it that you're a better speller than castlebravo?

    ;)

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14. poponpoop
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    i got kickd by a hourse then i landed in barb wire fence

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15. jacobclark5627
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    :Ø

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16. castlebravo
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    How is it that you're a better speller than castlebravo? ;)

    because you touch yourself at night

    i got stabbed in the hand and the blade went right threw switch blade 9inch stletto not serrated thank god

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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17. poponpoop
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    unless you count chicken pocks lol

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18. castlebravo
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    ?

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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19. poponpoop
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    one time i drinked three 2leater mountin dews and i had to hold it for 5 minutes

    i almost broke the longest piss record just kidding

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20. boobookittyfck
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    Nothing goes through that fast.

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21. castlebravo
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    yea really whats up with that!

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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22. steveoutdoorrec
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    I think poponpoop meant hold it down for 5 min. Mt Dew goes through me in 20 min

    In high school I broke the milk drinking record but it came back up in 5 min. Still got the record because nobody said I had to hold it down

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23. poponpoop
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    thats what i meant

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24. boobookittyfck
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    I hold the milk drinking record for the entire Southern Hemisphere, I'm almost certain. I can go through 3 litres in like 6minutes, AND hold it down.

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    I never even drink water. I forget what it tastes like.

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25. poponpoop
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    lol

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26. castlebravo
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    it tasts like nothing  boo

    i dont think anyone can drink as much milk as i can

    NOBODY

    a forty of jd's will do the trick
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27. Bond
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    well back to the topic of injury here's a picture from a while ago.

    

    
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28. steveoutdoorrec
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    Ouch. But then again Chicks dig scars

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29. boobookittyfck
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    "it tasts like nothing boo i dont think anyone can drink as much milk as i can NOBODY"

    Ahahaha, you poor little thing. In a few days, Steve will be able to back me up. I assure you ... I AM THE MILK QUEEN.

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30. steveoutdoorrec
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    Not sure what you are planning but I've got your back if you're doing what I think you are.

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