1. Zanzibar19
   Headman in Charge

   
   So, after a lot of screaming and yelling, and bribing with beer (it’s Sherman’s weakness) we’ve been able to find out the ranks in the Snowman Army of America. So as you join the army, and bring glory and honor to it’s ranks (not hard, given where it’s starting) you and your friends can rise in the ranks.
   
   So, here are most of the ranks of the Snowman Army. Try to contain yourself.
   
   (The lowest ranks are at the bottom)
   
   Commander-In-Ass-Kicking-and-Name-Takin’ – Rank Held by Sherman Rance
   Chief Wolverine
   Chuck Norris
   [Approximately 15 to 42 Classified Ranks Here]
   Black belt bad-ass mother fucker
   Shit-kicker
   Mean sum’bitch
   Tsar
   Chancellor
   Emperor
   Minister
   Praetor
   Prince
   Rambo
   Proconsul
   Regent
   Five Star General
   Admiral of the Fleet
   Admiral
   Four Star General
   Governor
   Commodore
   Consul
   Three Star General
   Major General
   Grand Nagus
   Brigadier General
   Commander
   Colonel
   Lieutenant Colonel
   Dohlman
   Major
   Lieutenant-Commander
   First Lieutenant
   Lieutenant
   Second Lieutenant
   Sub-Lieutenant/Master’s Mates
   Sergeant Major of the Army
   Command Sergeant
   Sergeant Major
   Master Sergeant
   Sergeant First Class
   Staff Sergeant
   Sergeant
   Master
   Corporal
   Nagus
   Surgeon
   Purser
   Boatswain
   Carpenter
   Gunner
   Midshipmen
   Chaplain
   Private First Class
   Private
   Uhlan
   Assistant Snowman Assassin
   Apprentice Snowman Assassin

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2. katmando64
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   omg i got a long way before im up there gotta kill me some snowmen
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3. Sherman Rance
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   katmando64 Escribió:

   omg i got a long way before im up there gotta kill me some snowmen

   
   
   ...Get to killing. These ranks don't give themselves away!
   
   -Sherman Rance, Commander-In-Ass-Kicking-and-Name-Takin’
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4. katmando64
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   dont worry im gonna kill me some of those dirty, rotten butt ugly, wife screwin' snowmen
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5. boobookittyfck
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   Zanzibar19 Escribió:

   
   Chuck Norris

   
   Bwahahahahaha.
   
   Chuck could turn a snowman.
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6. katmando64
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   chuck is such and awsome dude didi u know chuck was the other option beside bombing hiroshima but they shows to bomb it cuz they thought it was more humaine
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7. Zanzibar19
   Headman in Charge

   

   katmando64 Escribió:

   chuck is such and awsome dude didi u know chuck was the other option beside bombing hiroshima but they shows to bomb it cuz they thought it was more humaine

   
   
   Lol. That's funny.

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8. katmando64
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   now i have to go to school and tell them chuck is not the greatest worriar on the planet. it is sherman now
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9. Sherman Rance
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   katmando64 Escribió:

   now i have to go to school and tell them chuck is not the greatest worriar on the planet. it is sherman now

   
   
   You're damn right.
   
   -Sherman
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10. katmando64
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    ur like superman chuck norris and everyother superhero in the world combined but with a shotgun and a retard for a side kick(lol srry for calling u a retard chris)
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11. steveoutdoorrec
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    So how are the ranks determined? I've looked at my postings and I've been a number of different ranks.
    Some higher then others but they don't remain the same each time. Is it a random kind of thing or can the administrator attach a rank to our usernames and it stays that way until he/they change it?
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12. katmando64
    Member

    
    i am pretty sure that it has to do with how much u post like if u post more then ur rank will go up
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13. steveoutdoorrec
    Administrator

    
    Looks like you're right. I just checked out the memberlist and it only shows me with 12 posts (13 now). Could of sworn I'd done more.
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14. katmando64
    Member

    
    ive been trying to post as much as i can i wanna be a chuck norris rank
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15. steveoutdoorrec
    Administrator

    
    I'd be happy with a sergeant major. The sergeants run the army. Officers are always getting fragged or transfered
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16. katmando64
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    u dont wanna die do ya but i just want it to say chuck because chuck norris is awsome
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17. steveoutdoorrec
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    Chuck is way cooler then Rambo. At least he could say a whole sentence. lol
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18. katmando64
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    and chuck has got the beard and the round house kicks cant forget the roundhouse kicks
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19. boobookittyfck
    Administrator

    
    I'm a MIDSHIPMEN> Yeah.
    :)
    
    
    
    ... ( :( )
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20. katmando64
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    im a purser have no idea what it is but im it
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21. i enjoy walking tacos
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    i gotta step up my game if i wanna be chuck norris
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22. katmando64
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    chuck is mine im getting there hopefully
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23. i enjoy walking tacos
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    im movin on up!!!!!!! }:-) }:-)
    
    yes midshipmen
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24. i enjoy walking tacos
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    yes im a private lol
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25. i enjoy walking tacos
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    katmando64 Escribió:

    dont worry im gonna kill me some of those dirty, rotten butt ugly, wife screwin' snowmen

    
    SO TRUE KAT!!
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26. i enjoy walking tacos
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    steveoutdoorrec Escribió:

    I'd be happy with a sergeant major. The sergeants run the army. Officers are always getting fragged or transfered

    
    dfsdfsdfbsehgbahbfgagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasdgh
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27. katmando64
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    im staff sargent
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28. i enjoy walking tacos
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    im bootswain or somthin
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29. katmando64
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    luitinent commander??ME
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30. katmando64
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    chuck kicks butt
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