1. boobookittyfck
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   MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS!
   Come on, I know it's gay, but a forum's not really a forum if you can't take the piss out of yourself.
   
   Wait... we already do that constantly. Just post a story or two or five here anyway.
   Or if you're Chris or Ryan, just post the entire series of Snowman Hunters, one delightful embarrassment after another. :D
   
   My first story (of many, many ... MANY more to come)
   So when I was 7 or 8, this wonderful little movie called Men In Black came out. Don't worry if you haven't heard of it, it had unknowns in it and it was totally low-budget and underground. :)
   But anyway, this little movie had a little song in it. Maybe you would recall.
   First song on the list
   
   Anyway, when that movie came out, there was a big opening thingy where I lived in Sydney at the time, run by Birch Carroll & Coyle (which is a cinema here in Australia). They were rounding up kids one day when we were shopping. They told the parents to go away for a couple of minutes after they'd gathered about 25 of us. They told us about the prizes they were giving away, and all we had to do was learn the dance
   Starts at 2:40
   and perform it to our parents.
   Let's just say that I have never ever been able to dance even a little bit, but mum wanted the package so badly, she was cheering and making faces at me from the sidelines. Basically we had the span of the song to convince the parents that we were the best dancer, but the judges picked the winner. So there's my mum standing at the sidelines yelling at me to move into the front so that the judges can see me. So I'm trying to move and dance and smile and remember what the hell is going on.
   
   Needless to say, I didn't win, but people have footage. It's ridiculously embarrassing.
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2. steveoutdoorrec
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   boobookittyf*ck Escribió:

   
   Needless to say, I didn't win, but people have footage. It's ridiculously embarrassing.

   
   
   Footage! there's footage and you haven't shared it? Let's see. Come on don't make us beg.
   :D
   
   I'm just glad that I'm old enough that any footage of me is silent 8mm and locked in a vault.
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3. boobookittyfck
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   Ahahaha, that footage is something nobody will ever be allowed to see. :P
   
   I'll try and find it on YouTube though.
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4. canadia_sucks_eh
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   one time when i was like being born i touched my moms vagina......
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5. boobookittyfck
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   Because posting this on smosh is not nearly embarassing enough.
   
   When I was *?* I walked into a Target clothing store with my mum and her friend. This conversation follows.
   
   MUM: I like these pants. They're stretchy, and they're cheap too...
   NIC: Yeah, they'd look good on you.
   ME: Mum...
   MUM: They're a good colour too, not like those ugly green ones over there.
   NIC: Who would buy those?
   ME: Muuuum..
   MUM: What?
   ME: I need to pee.
   MUM: Wait a few minutes.
   NIC: I like these ones too. They're not as stretchy, but they're comfortable.
   MUM: Yeah. Crappy pattern though.
   ME: *looking down* Mum! I'm peeing myself!!
   MUM: What the fuck?
   ME: I TOLD YOU!
   MUM: Ok, let's just go. Don't draw attention to us.
   *we shuffle out casually*
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6. castlebravo
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   one day i got drunk with a few buddies and some how managed to get onto msn and people from work where talking to me asking me stuff ect...... and i guess i was saying bad shit and well being a drunk and when my buddies ( who where outside ) decided that an hour was enough time to take a piss they came looking for me and when they fond me i was supposidly on the floor crying saying jenny dumped me ( i dont know anyone by the name jenny) so they brought me out side locked the computer room door and we coutinued to party & im glad that no one held that agenst me at work ( after i told them what happened) because they all got drunk with me at least once but still it was very embarssing because some of the nco's did get a hold of this info and had a good laught about it or what ever it is they do......
   
   
   ( all parts of the story where i was drunk where accounts from friends telling me what happened )

   a forty of jd's will do the trick
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